For many years, I included short statements of my wit or wisdom in my business advertising. These things seem to just pop into my head.

I kept a list of these and have had friends and acquaintances familiar with them encourage me to publish them, which I thought was a good idea, but I struggled to think of a good format.

Since going to the toilet is something we all must do and for most people is boring and certainly not entertaining, I thought this quick-to-read and easy-to-understand material would fit perfectly into the time frame and entertainment requirements of the potty call. So I hope this little book serves its purpose.