In what is described as "an 8 year old's fever dream," New York Times bestselling author introduces us to Bill Waddler. Bill is a duck who dreams of being smothered by farting snakes. He also has a special gift. He is able to hear appliances complain. Imagine what toilets would complain about. Bill doesn't need to imagine. While working as a cash-only hay seller (that doesn't accept credit cards), Bill doesn't know that he, and a very confused orange juice sales clerk, are about to save the world. If you could hear this book complain, it would be saying "where have you been all my life?"
Author: Jim Benton
Binding Type: Hardcover
Publisher: Papercutz
Published: 05/26/2020
Pages: 112
Weight: 0.8lbs
Size: 9.30h x 6.00w x 0.40d
ISBN: 9781545804988
Audience: Ages 9-12
Review Citation(s):
School Library Journal 02/01/2020 pg. 71
Publishers Weekly 02/24/2020 pg. 71
Kirkus Reviews 04/01/2020
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