I found my boyfriend mid-thrust in a vampire.

Gross. WTH, right? Also, a fork might've been thrown.

I expected to spend the night commiserating with my best friend.

That didn't happen. I found myself on a mission to save her.

And somehow, I woke up in the back of a vehicle, across from a guy who could be described as literal sex on a stick.

Then I found out a few things:

He's seriously and overwhelmingly powerful.

He's hot, like holy cannoli hot.

He's the Big Bad that I've been sensing, but no one knew what kind of a Big Bad he was.

Oh, and apparently, he's kidnapped me.